Why is it nobody can make an egg and cheese on an english muffin like Erik can?

Why do people like plain vodka martinis? To me they taste like pure vodka Give me a flirtini anyday.

Why do I still get popup ads from IE on my home computer when I don’t even use IE??

Why can’t I find my officiant? Do they disappear often? Should I put her on a milk carton?

Why is a bagel and cream cheese so fucking delicious?

Why haven’t I gotten my coffee yet?

Why don’t you love Weezer? What’s wrong with you?

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This weekend is Erik’s bachelor party and I’m really excited for him. His brother has put together a night on the town in Boston and I’ve made sure not to tell Erik anything.

I just hope that all the guys lay off some of the extracurricular activities that Erik doesn’t tend to enjoy because I don’t want him inadvertently sitting on the sidelines. Erik is not one to complain though, he has a good time just about wherever he goes.

I of course assume there will be strip clubs, hookers, drugs and the occasional farm animal. That’s what all bachelor parties include right? Erik likes donkeys, maybe I should let them know that ahead of time. No point in getting sheep when it’s really not his thing.

So I’ll send Erik off into the wild with a pocket full of $1 and an extra pair of boxers. I’ll assume they bring him back to me with all his limbs and no mysterious ailments.

Enjoy!

• The opportunity to show you all how disgusting our backyard is not possible anymore since Erik had a junk guy come and take 90% of it away. There were bags of beer cans, lots of metal, a treadmill and much much more. So now, there really isn’t much to show, we still need to get rid of the tv the last owner left.
• I’ve made a lot of progress with wedding projects and a lot has been checked off.
• I still don’t have my duvet so I must decide what to do with the shams I already received.
• I actually signed a petition to bring Brenda back to 90210. Funny thing is I probably would never even watch the show, I just feel strongly about Brenda
• I keep thinking someday I might care what happens on American Idol but it really never happens.
• So You Think You Can Dance though is coming back soon
• I woke up late today but didn’t realize it until I was 1/2 way to work and saw the clock and that I was already supposed to be there. Luckily, my boss wasn’t around :evil:
• We’ve booked our honeymoon at an Inn in Newport Rhode Island, it has a jacuzzi…that’s all that matters.
• I did get drunk in their jacuzzi once, but that’s another story…

While watching that show on E! about hot celebs of the nineties…

Erik: They should do a list of the hottest presidents.
Robin: That would be a short list.
Erik: Yeah…
Robin: Who would be on the list?
In Unison: Lincoln!

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ATTENTION

I’m going to start early getting people lined up to guest post here during my nuptials.  The dates as far as I know now would be June 20th - June 25th (I will be back to work on June 26th).  Email me and let me know what day you would like.  You don’t have to post about weddings but I’d love it if we had a theme going on.

There will also be a group posting during the time we are in Ireland but that won’t be until October.

No really, I can. Sort of. At least I can cook with a sandwich grill, that is until I break it.

Note to self: do not use thick bread.